"I didn’t like that movie. It made me cry like 14 times."
— guy leaving the theater after TFiOS (via frickyeahctfxc)
Variable and Full of Perturbation


did i actually save or did i imagine it? better save eleven more times

"You once told me our fingerprints don’t fade from the lives we touch. Is that true for everybody or is it just poetic bullshit?”




I feel bad for teenage girls cause they have to get fingered by teenage boys, and as far as I remember teenage boys finger girls like they’ve accidentally dropped a pick inside a guitar and need it back right now.


nah son, i ain’t got no snapchat. I’m old-fashioned. just fax it to me. fax me the nudes.

FANGIRL CHALLENGE || (1/5) Animated Films » Brave
"There are those who say fate is something beyond our command. That destiny is not our own, but I know better. Our fate lives within us, you only have to be brave enough to see it."



when ur iphone charger starts wearing a turtleneck u know the end is coming