whorville:

I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life

"The devil is real. And he’s not a little red man with horns and a tail. He can be beautiful. ‘Cause he’s a fallen angel, and he used to be God’s favorite."

American Horror Story, Season 1

(Probably my favorite quote from the entire series.)

svvords:

*white girl voice* sorry not sorry

When someone compliments you on your weight gain

edrecoveryproblems:

inaudible-sighs:

alexsteeles:

"your generation is too reliant on technology" my grandpa says. "no YOUR generation is too reliant on technology" i retort, pulling the plug on his life support to further prove my point.

OH MY GOD

wiredj:

depression is only temporary darkness. everything is temporary. nothing is truly permanent. people die. memories fade. perspectives shift. so don’t worry, it will pass.

rnickey:

i was funny once but it was an accident

sassykardashian:

I’m at that point in a semester where if a car hit me, I’d probably say thank you to the kind stranger

sassykardashian:

I’m at that point in a semester where if a car hit me, I’d probably say thank you to the kind stranger

pitsu-pitsu:

breaking news: Britney Spears owns a fucking washing machine

pitsu-pitsu:

breaking news: Britney Spears owns a fucking washing machine