haemus:

skittlesndrpepper:

craigmothertucker:

so my 16 year old brother made himself a balloon son and kept a photo album of their day together here it is

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you my boyfriend and his outstanding level of maturity.

I want to have a bf just like that

chanted:

I hate it when you are having a bad day and everyone takes it personally, like no i hate myself, not you. get the fuck over yourself.

Love my gorgeous niece loads…proud to say I taught her how to pout my girl ❤

Summer loving :)

thatfunnyblog:

her face though she’s like “hahaha oops!”

fashionfever:

“I’ll never forget the day Marilyn and I were walking around New York City, just having a stroll on a nice day. She loved New York because no one bothered her there like they did in Hollywood, she could put on her plain-jane clothes and no one would notice her. She loved that. So as we we’re walking down Broadway, she turns to me and says ‘Do you want to see me become her?’ I didn’t know what she meant but I just said ‘Yes’- and then I saw it. I don’t know how to explain what she did because it was so very subtle, but she turned something on within herself that was almost like magic. And suddenly cars were slowing and people were turning their heads and stopping to stare. They were recognizing that this was Marilyn Monroe as if she pulled off a mask or something, even though a second ago nobody noticed her. I had never seen anything like it before.” - Amy Greene, wife of Marilyn’s personal photographer Milton Greene

rainbowsandcrap:

SOME PEOPLE ARE SO FUCKING TALENTED

AND THEN THERE’S ME

WHOS GOOD AT absolutely

slenclerman:

just because i hate me doesnt mean you can

iwilleatyourenglish:

iwilleatyourenglish:

once my baby was being really annoying so i put it in the basement but then i forgot and decided i didn’t want my basement anymore so i got rid of the door and then decided to do the rest later and when child protective services came they couldn’t get to my kid so they just wandered around my house

i’m talking about the sims please don’t call the police

amyponder:

but honestly i feel like i’ve earned my accidental random encounter with a celebrity by now

hittingondudes-hard:

heartonawire:

BEST LINE EVER

Ahhhhhhhhhh

mikeyfriskeyhands:

Honestly if I had the body I wanted I’d probably dress like a slut Im just saying